Simple formula for showing up to teach yoga class on time

June 9, 2012
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Simple formula for showing up to teach yoga class on time

One of my yoga teachers, Ethel Farbstein, is very skilled and quite popular, but always arrived 15 or even 25 minutes late. The problem she said is that she, “lives like 45 minutes away.” My compassion welled up inside of me. Sure, she was hurting repeat business, but the poor thing! It was just so...

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My indigestible multi-vitamins are great fiber

May 31, 2012
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My indigestible multi-vitamins are great fiber

I’m a practical person. When it rains I use an umbrella, when it is sunny I wear sunscreen. And when I want plastic things to push junk food through...

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Karma Lampoon’s top 100 comedy posts about yoga, spirituality, health and wellness, the environment and things they talk about on Coast-to-Coast AM

May 17, 2012
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Karma Lampoon’s top 100 comedy posts about yoga, spirituality, health and wellness, the environment and things they talk about on Coast-to-Coast AM

Karma Lampoon has reached post number 100! To celebrate I'm listing the top 100 posts of all time! You got it, these aren’t just the top articles and videos, these...

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I’m sorry you feel that I’m not really apologizing

April 28, 2012
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I’m sorry you feel that I’m not really apologizing

By Maura Jane Are you done brooding? Oh, good, because I’m here to help you make amends with me. The problem here is not what I did to originally...

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Yoga teacher continually promotes next event while teaching current event

April 8, 2012
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Yoga teacher continually promotes next event while teaching current event

Santa Monica – Liz “Visualization” Reeves talks about present moment awareness in weekly yoga classes and dozens of retreats while simultaneously tweeting that she is looking forward to her...

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I Don’t Know Anything About It, Or Practice It, But I’m A Wiccan Or A Pagan

March 24, 2012
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I Don’t Know Anything About It, Or Practice It, But I’m A Wiccan Or A Pagan

"This is something I feel in my loins, wherever they are. I especially feel it during the full moon, after it’s fully waned. I’m either a Wiccan or...

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Not Satire: Interview With Karma Lampoon Editor on Political Podcast

March 13, 2012
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Not Satire: Interview With Karma Lampoon Editor on Political Podcast

Greetings readers, Below you will find a handy link to a 30 minute (or so) Podcast of which I took part. The show is called Allan and Jackson Love...

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United Nations Welcomes New Ambassador of Lululemon

January 29, 2012
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United Nations Welcomes New Ambassador of Lululemon

(DISSOCIATED PRESS)  – While tensions are high among various member states of the United Nations, the General Assembly has taken a positive step by welcoming a new official Ambassador...

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Hieroglyphs Reveal Mayan Calendar Maker Was “Milking It For Overtime”

January 17, 2012
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Hieroglyphs Reveal Mayan Calendar Maker Was “Milking It For Overtime”

“There must have been a contractually vague area. They were an advanced, commercial-driven society. They had unions, and they had laws for getting paid overtime,” said Epps, “And...

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Intense Secrecy, Shame Surround Area Fifty-One-And-A-Half

November 22, 2011
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Intense Secrecy, Shame Surround Area Fifty-One-And-A-Half

DISSOCIATED PRESS – NEVADA: The CIA has long remained silent about its involvement with Extraterrestrial research at Area 51, the remote Top Secret Military Base. They have also kept...

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