Community Voices

Community Perspectives. Editorial contributions. Open to submissions from readers.

My Body is Only Borrowed Energy, A Lot Of It


I’m way into metaphysical things, I eat up all the information I can about the energy fields permeating the fabric of the universe. I also eat up all the food I can, mostly Vienna sausage and ribs.

Being a thinker, I got to marveling at how everything is just borrowed energy from God or from the sun. All physical phenomena are just vibrating particles that have been temporarily rerouted to form objects for a while.

My Spirit Animal Is The Dolphin, Due To My Prehensile Penis


Knowing that the Dolphin is my spirit animal has given me quite a lot of confidence in my daily life. Before, when I thought I was the only one with a prehensile penis, I was admittedly shy about whipping it out at water parks. But now that I feel spiritual support from dolphins, I actually use my penis to keep up my shorts on the faster watersides. My penis also serves as a super handy dorsal fin when I’m doing the backstroke.