All Things Mostly Physical
One of my yoga teachers, Ethel Farbstein, is very skilled and quite popular, but always arrived 15 or even 25 minutes late. The problem she said is that she, “lives like 45 minutes away.” My compassion welled up inside of me. Sure, she was hurting repeat business, but the poor thing! It was just so...
Karma Lampoon has reached post number 100! To celebrate I'm listing the top 100 posts of all time! You got it, these aren’t just the top articles and videos, these are all of them. I'm adding a few notes on the inspiration and various backstories. They are listed in descending order, beginning with the most...
Santa Monica – Liz “Visualization” Reeves talks about present moment awareness in weekly yoga classes and dozens of retreats while simultaneously tweeting that she is looking forward to her next class or workshop elsewhere. Her approach is widely considered the logical use of an extraordinary mind with a need to micro-blog. “Just because we...
(DISSOCIATED PRESS) – While tensions are high among various member states of the United Nations, the General Assembly has taken a positive step by welcoming a new official Ambassador of Lululemon, Tanya Burke. Lululemon Athletica, a British Columbia producer of yoga clothes and running gear, has created a strong network of yoga teachers and...
“There’s nothing like clocking in, sitting down at the computer, turning the heat up to 115 degrees, stripping down into a Speedo, and keeping limber between phone calls,” said Cutler. “Sure, I do want to cleanse and unite with God, only I want to do this without leaving my cubicle.”
In the world of yoga etiquette one finds conflicting guidelines around the question of whether or not it’s okay to use the bathroom during class. Some teachers, such as Sharon Gannon of Jivamukti, will not allow an exiting student to reenter the room. It can be seen as disrespectful to the teachings, especially when...
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“I’m so sorry I altered his cake beyond edibility, this didn’t happen when I used ear candles on my daughter’s cake,” said Farbstein who actually did destroy her daughter’s Cinderella cake before blocking out the memory with euphemisms. “I mean, I remember my daughter’s cake being warm, but not melted.”
" All good yogis know to arrive ten minutes early to class. But we are given no instructions on what to do once we are on our mats waiting for class to begin...Below is a list of 10 simple pre-yoga class activities to alleviate awkwardness and help the teacher."
"I wanted my untrained attack dog to begin a new life, where he could drop his old identity and proceed with no association to his old life. So I named him, “Cat Stevens.” He had been raised in captivity and rescued from an illegal dog fighting operation. Usually, rescued Pit Bulls are euthanized because they...
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