Love of Knowledge
I’m a practical person. When it rains I use an umbrella, when it is sunny I wear sunscreen. And when I want plastic things to push junk food through my bowels, I take multi-vitamins.
Karma Lampoon has reached post number 100! To celebrate I'm listing the top 100 posts of all time! You got it, these aren’t just the top articles and videos, these are all of them. I'm adding a few notes on the inspiration and various backstories. They are listed in descending order, beginning with the most...
By Maura Jane Are you done brooding? Oh, good, because I’m here to help you make amends with me. The problem here is not what I did to originally upset you. I can’t help if my advanced personality causes that reaction, so I’m going out of my way here to make things better. So...
"This is something I feel in my loins, wherever they are. I especially feel it during the full moon, after it’s fully waned. I’m either a Wiccan or a Pagan. I’m not sure the difference. To tell you the truth, I’m probably both. Yeah, I’m both."
Are you serious? There’s a mysterious, murderous beast out there, it’s draining the blood of livestock, and someone nicknamed it Chupacabra? That’s so lame! Chupa means sucks, and cabra means goat.. Goat Sucker, or more literally “Sucks Goats.” Jeez, you know what really sucks? That name. It isn’t easy to create a contemporary legend....
Thanks to my inner-spirit, I was able to sleep an extra hour, into the daylight, before going to my spirit-numbing job.
“It all started when I was trying to make an analogy about the 12 steps to recovery resembling the inches in ruler of life,” said sobriety poet Norman MacLear, “But when I posted my poem in an international blog forum, nobody really responded. So I got to thinking, maybe us American 12-steppers should drop...
“I needed to demonstrate that I am a full blooded American,” said Barack Obama while still wrapped in a baby blanket during the end of his paradigm shift, “For all practical purposes, today is my very first day as a newly awakened spiritual being, free from the traumas of gestation, delivery and bipartisanism.”
I took some vitamin D and then plopped down in front of my new NatureBright SunPlus Touch lamp,” moaned Hal, “But then I became bored and lonely so I called up some of my environmentalist friends to see how the environment was going. Bad idea. They got me thinking about fossil fuels and non-renewable...
“I find that most people make the best plans for their well-being during a drunken binge,” said Candice Martin, sociologist, during a Skype interview from her bathtub while nursing a hangover. “During the fragile beginnings of our personal transformation, we all like to reminisce about the small talk, keg-stands and Yeager-bombs we enjoyed while...
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