"With your DAC-V headset, you can literally go about your business all day and night long while visually double-tasking. Your conscious and subconscious mind will constantly be attuned to countless unfiltered Google™ images. It’s Like Blue Tooth for the eyes. For the first time, you can be truly successful despite your lackluster upbringing and...
"We’ve all heard the Chaos Theory quote, 'When a butterfly flaps its wings in Iowa, it could cause a tornado in Ecuador.' Assuming this theory of interconnectedness is actually true, most of South America’s weather problems could easily be resolved by the simple elimination of North American butterflies."
In this video, Gordon is at home readying to practice to his yoga cd. He is determined to follow directions no matter what, much like Buddha was prepared to not leave the Bodhi Tree until he reached enlightenment. But the CD begins to skip on the word, "Exhale".
"I sure hope those 2 little droplets of rescue remedy kick in soon. Luckily, I also just absorbed about 600 mgs of caffeine to enhance my brain’s ability to detect the imperceptible homeopathic energy pattern."
"I never ever thought that staying on the physical plane for the betterment of all living being could be so friggin’ repetitive."
"The funny thing about whoever is chatting it up about me, is that they do it mostly continuously but sometimes pulsating in time with my heartbeat."
"We all want our fellow beings, big and small, to be happy. And we all want to have good breath. Now, for the first time, you can do both. Introducing: Have a Heart Listerine."
"Once I realized that my Spirit Animal is the SUV, the other similarities came pouring in: we both are rugged with off-road capacity, but neither of us ever, ever will touch anything other than pavement. We both eat lots of fuel and have a huge rear end. I have a Suburban, and live in...
"I believe that people's definition of 'spirituality' is doing what they already enjoy doing, only doing more of it."
"But my deal, it’s called Respect. You best be respectin’ that I gotta daughter to feed and I got homies to lead. I ain’t gonna be cowtowing down to no 13th century fruitcake mystic."
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