Monthly Archives: October 2010

Five Heavy-Handed Ways To Overcome Resistance To Meditation

October 12, 2010
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Five Heavy-Handed Ways To Overcome Resistance To Meditation

"Anyone who has ever practiced meditation with any regularity knows that the benefits are innumerable. Those who have practiced meditation with intensity during a silent retreat and then quickly lose impetus in everyday life, also know about the profound effects of going within. Along with a sitting practice comes obstacles, both self-imposed and societal, that...

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Half Prodigal Son Hits Bottom, Fails To Return Home

October 11, 2010
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Half Prodigal Son Hits Bottom, Fails To Return Home

“I just wanted to take the inheritance I had coming to me, forego education, and go out and live by my own free will,” said Weitz while collating papers in a job he got through a temp agency, “But I blew through the money, then took a bunch of shitty jobs, and eventually regretted...

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Dionysus: Nobody Really Parties Anymore

October 7, 2010
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Dionysus: Nobody Really Parties Anymore

"Being the wild child of Zeus with ties to Mount Olympus, I thought the good times would never end. But ever since the decline of Greco-Roman polytheism and now that all my friends are in relationships, no one really parties anymore."

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Yoga Student Passive-Aggressively Decides Not To Practice Yoga

October 1, 2010
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Yoga Student Passive-Aggressively Decides Not To Practice Yoga

“He wrote his name down before realizing the regular teacher, Valerie Brice, had subbed out the class to Greta,” said Sandy Westhouse, fellow student who witnessed the event. “Then he glimpsed Greta lighting sage and candles for the studio, and he just lost it.”

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