“Pierre understands our strategic mission to basically envelop the natural order of biological, humanitarian, environmental and moral principals, and then rape it with a nauseating dose of pure, carcinogenic evil,” said Monsanto CEO Hugh Grant, a hollow soul acting in conjunction with Lucifer.
“We all want freedom,” said Bhagwan Dukka, who has been holding up an iron rod in his left hand for 9 years, “Freedom from suffering, freedom from the body, and freedom to use my other hand to work the remote, use the laptop or do some reading in total warmth and comfort.”
I know that my dollar is basically a vote to back up what I believe in. And I seriously do not want to support the senseless cruelty to animals. They are conceived, raised and slaughtered in the most inhumane circumstances possible. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemies. Unfortunately, I also wouldn’t want...
Yoga means Union. It unifies the person with God. But in our case, we connect with you via Instant Messenger. Simply keep the IM thread alive long enough to disclose your credit card number and you can teach alongside the certified competitors churned out by YogaWorks’ 4-week teacher training! $5000 + non-refundable self-esteem.
Greetings faithful subscribers and serendipitous web-surfers, After much time and silence I am excited to be returning to Karma Lampoon. Much has transpired since beginning this ultra-fun project. An explanation is in order! Firstly, for those of you versed in Ayurvedic sciences, my dosha is Pitta-Vatta. Some may argue and say I’m Vatta-Pitta, but...
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