The Elation Corporation: Life Scripter™. Scripted Living For A Happier Tomorrow

Stress is caused by living in a way which conflicts with our inner sense of right and wrong. But it is not always easy to discern between the two.  Sometimes our ego and our society create static that makes it hard to hear the inner voice. There is a solution. There is Life Scripter™.

Life Scripter™ promises to transform people, to make them completely happy by removing the nagging worry that we are living wrongly.

Life Scripter™ makes it very easy to tell right from wrong. But the journey doesn’t stop there. Life Scripter also tells you what to do, all of the time. You never have to worry about what to say, when to say it, where to work, who to love, what to buy or believe. Relax. The Life Scripter writing team will take care of all of that for you.

Life Scripter™ is the first full-time no-nonsense wellness program that leaves nothing to the imagination. Subscribers receive Daily Download™ Scripts via email, every morning, which outline and micro-manage every waking moment. Your soul and your mind will stop struggling against each other, having been replaced by a third party: Life Scripter™.

Never again expend energy on worrisome thought. Within 24 hours of subscribing, Life Scripter™ will help you choose, but mostly will choose for you, all your actions. From your first Daily Download™, to your dying words, Life Scripter™ will be a constant factor you can depend on.

As the writer of this article, I can say these things, not only because I know them to be true, but also because I was instructed to say it like this. I am not alone. All compliant subscribers to The Way of Life Scripter™ Program are saying great things. I received a voicemail yesterday from Cape Cod resident, Anne Riley who said, “Life Scripter™ told me to say, ‘Life Scripter™ has changed my life by taking control of it.’ Is that good?”.

Recently, I was lucky enough to be scheduled to interview Life Scripter™ marketing director Virginia Bellard. Below is the unedited interview, exactly as we recited it.

Jeff Chardwell:
How did you get your job as the marketing director for the Life Scripter™ Corporation?

Virginia Bellard:
Like most major life changes, my inspiration began with desperation. I was afraid that I had just made a bad decision by divorcing my husband. I was sleepless. A friend of mine who goes to Alcoholics Anonymous told me that the first step to recovery from anything is admitting that we are powerless. I admitted it.

But then I needed someone in power to tell me how to live, so I turned to Life Scripters™. At the time I was already working for a different marketing firm, but then I was told by Life Scripter™ to start marketing for Life Scripter™. I don’t earn as much money, but working in the wellness industry sets my mind at ease. That’s my journey.

JC
Do you have to be an actor to be able to perform these Scripts?

VB
No.

JC
What if you are in the midd…

VB
But it helps. Sorry I interrupted you. I was supposed to say, “No. But it helps.”

JC
Ok. What if you are in the middle of a prepared statement, such as expressing to your spouse why you love him, and you forget your lines?

VB
You do the same thing you would do at the supermarket if you forget what you have on your grocery list. Just look. Or, if you really want to, you can just paraphrase. For example, just then, I could have said, “You can just paraphrase if you want”.

(VB reads her stage directions, and then thoughtfully takes a sip of tea)

VB cont.
I have to say, it should never be too hard to express Love. Especially if you have read the summary notes in the Daily Download™

JC
I know that life is especially harmonious when your sole interactions are with other people that are also using Life Scripters™

VB
Yes, when your dialogue partners are also using prepared Scripts, we write them to work together just like a scene from a play. It essentially is the same thing, except Life Scripters™ is always spiritually fulfilling for the enactors.

JC
I understand that your dad is also a subscriber.

VB
Yes and since he also subscribed, all of our conversations have been uplifting. We used to fight, but now we praise each other constantly. His memory isn’t so good, so Life Scripter™ is always keeping him on track. There’s no more awkward silence. My dad used to be cold and unfeeling, but now he’ll smile and express affection, as written in large 24 point Times New Roman Font for his fading eyesight.  Having a heartfelt exchange is now actually as easy as reading a cereal box.

Having a heartfelt exchange is now actually as easy as reading a cereal box.

JC
How do you deal with unexpected situations, like running into non-subscribers that might want to talk about something that wasn’t scheduled for that day?

VB
You just have to remember, you are on a program for a reason: mental health and spiritual well being. Your path isn’t a hobby, and it isn’t for “Joe Pedestrian” whom you meet on the sidewalk. For these occasions we have prepared a few laminated wallet-sized cards outlining steps to take and appropriate things to say in order to end the conversation as quickly as possible.

JC
Such as?

VB
Mainly schedule a time in the near future to talk with this person. Our team will prepare conversation points and will update your web-based schedule, available in PDF format as part of your printable daily downloads. With the Premier Package we can also prepare cue cards to be used by non-subscribers with whom you have a pre-scheduled conversation. The dialogue on their cue cards will be made to correspond with your dialogue, creating the effect of a conversation.

JC
What else comes with the Life Scripter Premier Package™?

VB
A blue tooth with an electronic audio feed of the Daily Download™.

JC
Non-subscribers often criticize The Way of The Life Scripter™ as being too controlling. Saying, “How can you let a team of writers decide where you live, and whom you marry?!” What is your response to these scathing words?

VB
Do they have any idea how good these writers are? No. And besides, anyone who really adheres to our program would never ever say that Life Scripter™ is controlling. They might say something like, “Check out www.lifescripter.net”.

JC
And do you have any parting words?

VB
Yes, um…hold on. See perfectly fine [to look at Daily Dialogue print out in middle of conversation].
From the bottom of my heart, let me tell you, Life Scripter shows us that we don’t need some far-fetched guru. We only need a quality editor. We only need Life Scripter.

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