“I’m urging all gangs to view my clients as non-contenders. And for your own vibrancy, I recommend wearing yellow, as a balancing agent for control issues; and blue, so you can more creatively express your anger.”
"Reading about meditation is the most important thing in my life. I must make the time, one hour, twice a day, to sit down and quietly read about going within. If I don’t, my awareness of present moment literature dwindles. My mind wanders to books about later or elsewhere."
"Similar to the invasive nature of the Asian Carp, the Chinese Government first occupied Tibet in 1949 and has since murdered over one million Tibetans. They have destroyed over 6,000 sacred temples and have imprisoned and tortured countless thousands of innocent Tibetans."
"What if Moses instead had encountered an injured bullpen with weak late relievers and an unreliable closer? I’m telling you, he would get extra innings out of his middle relief, especially if they have the lowest ERA of the pitching staff. I’m talking about Chris Sale, we need to use him more if we...
" All good yogis know to arrive ten minutes early to class. But we are given no instructions on what to do once we are on our mats waiting for class to begin...Below is a list of 10 simple pre-yoga class activities to alleviate awkwardness and help the teacher."
"I own a yoga mat, meditation cushion and a backpack. That’s it. And about 31 knickknacks to help cushion the blow of complete asceticism. Each knickknack reminds me of the attachment someone has for me, or was only fifty cents at a thrift store."
"I want a path to enlightenment that seems meaningful and old-timey, but isn’t going to meander through the daisies. And besides, some of those steps are hard! Let’s not waste time and effort on perfecting the painful parts of the path. Instead let’s focus on succeeding in areas where we are more likely to...
“Kali Ma is a Hindu Goddess of energy. She’s extremely revered as a force of time, change, and annihilation,” said Raj Peerzada, Wikipedia surfer. “Nadya Suleman is an American welfare recipient who birthed octuplets in 2009. By conjecture, Octo-Kali Ma is a quick rising symbol of destruction and misappropriation of energy.”
“Isaac sat down between customers and got quiet for a minute,” said Check Cashers clerk Chris Hoit. “Then he turned to me and said, ‘Aelius, you thieving bastard, you owe me 800 denarius for that plow blade back in Antium. 248 AD’.” Chris continued, “I looked at him and said, ‘What are you talking about?’...
"I dreamt I was flying,” said former client Tammy Waxler, “so he says I should take a pink jeep tour out to Bell Rock for only ninety-five dollars an hour. I got suspicious because I noticed he had a wall plaque that said, ‘Sedona Pink Jeep Tours: Best Referral Salesman, 2009’.”
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