Tag Archive for Satire

I assume the librarian judged my half-assed lies about stealing The Four Agreements, and I take it personally.

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I stole a self-help book. I helped myself to a copy of “The Four Agreements.” I needed it more than someone with the moral standards to not steal it. Besides, it was a public library and I pay sales tax. But I’m an honest guy, so I’m going to tell you the truth: I lied to the librarian when she asked me about it.

Five Heavy-Handed Ways To Overcome Resistance To Meditation

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“Anyone who has ever practiced meditation with any regularity knows that the benefits are innumerable. Those who have practiced meditation with intensity during a silent retreat and then quickly lose impetus in everyday life, also know about the profound effects of going within.

Along with a sitting practice comes obstacles, both self-imposed and societal, that get in the way of consistency. For example, sometimes we despise meditation.

Octo-Kali Ma: ‘Powerfully Unnecessary Symbol’

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“Kali Ma is a Hindu Goddess of energy. She’s extremely revered as a force of time, change, and annihilation,” said Raj Peerzada, Wikipedia surfer. “Nadya Suleman is an American welfare recipient who birthed octuplets in 2009. By conjecture, Octo-Kali Ma is a quick rising symbol of destruction and misappropriation of energy.”

Oh No! I Overmeditated Before My Aggressive Board Meeting

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Damn it! I knew we were going to be going head-to-head over some pretty big issues, and I knew I’d have to fight like a pirate bastard for my agenda. But what did I do?! Like an idiot I went and reached a deep level of absorption in which I slipped outside of the realm of time and space.

I was almost late, which was an issue, but worse than that, I had become too detached from Samsara, this world of illusion. I just…I want so bad to have not relinquished temporal desire at that particular moment. That sucked.